The Church of Ciderology

A religious group dedicated to bringing hope into the lives of lost souls, casual imbibers, drunks and cider lovers! Unite, this is our movement!

The Creed of Ciderology

We of the cider church believe:

That all folks of whatever palate were created with equal rights

That all folks have inalienable rights to their own cider practices and their performance

That all folks have inalienable rights to their own cider

That all folks have inalienable rights to their sanity, be it inebriated or sober

That all folks have inalienable rights to defend their level of cider consumption

That all folks have inalienable rights to think cider, talk cider, or write cider and to counter or utter or write upon the opinions of those who don't

That all folks have inalienable rights to the creation of their own cider

That the souls of cider folks have the rights of cider folks.

We like beer too.

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