A religious group dedicated to bringing hope into the lives of lost souls, casual imbibers, drunks and cider lovers! Unite, this is our movement!
The Creed of Ciderology
We of the cider church believe:
That all folks of whatever palate were created with equal rights
That all folks have inalienable rights to their own cider practices and their performance
That all folks have inalienable rights to their own cider
That all folks have inalienable rights to their sanity, be it inebriated or sober
That all folks have inalienable rights to defend their level of cider consumption
That all folks have inalienable rights to think cider, talk cider, or write cider and to counter or utter or write upon the opinions of those who don't
That all folks have inalienable rights to the creation of their own cider
That the souls of cider folks have the rights of cider folks.
We like beer too.
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